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TBR News August 3, 2015

Aug 02 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

 Washington, D.C. August 1, 2015: “ I have just finished reading one of the most interesting, and entertainiing books I have read in a long time. Fiction, it is entitled “The Season of Evil” and covered the adventures of some of the most amoral people imaginabie. It is very humorous, but the humor is very black. Here is an excerpt to prove my point:

“The print shop was located in a strip mall, wedged between a pet shop that had a dead rabbit and live flies in its window and a telephone answering service with a bright pink door.

“Instaprint” had no one at the front desk when Cyril walked in but there was the sound of a loud argument in the back that indicated that the OPEN sign was not lying.

“You filthy fuck!” screamed one voice, “you buggered up the entire fucking order! Jesus, you should have stayed in the fucking nut house!!”

“It’s not my fault Myron, I told you we ran out of brown ink way last week and you didn’t reorder because you got no credit! And I’m not a nut either. I was in a hospital for my nerves! Don’t shout at me!”

Cyril rapped on the counter with his car keys. Continue Reading »

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TBR News Augustd 1, 2015

Aug 01 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

Washington, D.C. July 25, 2015: “We are waiting with baited breath for the next news eruption to occupy our boring life. Another lunatic shoots people in a movie theater, the police riddle a black five year old because the lollypop he pointed at one of the just might have been a machinegun, The State of Georgia sues a man for copyright violations because he dared to reprint their state constitution, and the Greeks have left the headlines and are engaged in interior-lihne mud throwing in advance of being booted out of the collapsing EU. The First World War breoke out in August so there is still hope for more excitement for news buffs. Donald Trump is driving most politicians crazy because his anti-immigrant speeches are being well-received from an American public tired of Kumbaya nonsense and rants about brotherood and the loving of neighbors. If Trump ever gets elected to the White House, there will be hell to pay in editorial rooms and other determiners of what the public ought to hear, or not hear. But since Trump’s attitudes do not impinge on the activities of the CIA, he is relatively safe from assassination.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News June 17,2015

Jun 17 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

Washington, D.C. June 16, 2015: “The US is now trying to get at Russiaa by threatening to put heavy military hardware in neighboring Baltic states. Putin has, rightly, taken this as a direct threat to Russian security and has threatened to beef up Russian ICBM development in retaliation. Also, the US has been making greedy gestures to the newly-ice free Arctic regions, lusting after the oil reserves there as well as wishing to take control of the potential very valuable trade routes. Like the loud sanctions Obama fastened on Russia after the Crimean fiasco, these plans will achieve nothing but future trouble. And Greece refuses to repay EU loans and claims that it will leave the EU. No doubt, given Grecian bankruptcy and bad fiscal policies, the EU will celebrate. This is like having your nasty mother-in-law threaten to never visit you again!” Continue Reading »

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TBR News May 27, 2015

May 27 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

 

The Voice of the White House

          Washington, D.C. May 27, 2015: “In spite of their fond beliefs, there is no secrecy any more. The government spies on the rest of us and we spy on them. The Deep Internet is one source the government snoopers cannot get into and many of us know that the so-called ‘Social Networks’  like Facebook, cooperate with government snoops. Avoid it by all means and if you have children, warn them and then block Facebook from their computers. We spy on the Russians, Israel spies on us and the Brits fall all over themselves to please America. The Germans are aware of CIA penetrations of their top-level governmental agencies and indivduals and have taken, and are taking, steps to neutralize them. Both the Ukraine and Greece are totally bankrupt and run around demanding other countries give them money. Their economies are equal to those of some mid-African country. Too many citizens, no products to sell and a heavy birth rate. Hordes of Africans and Arab types are flooding into Europe, looking for free food and housing and the Europeans are becoming very angry about this. The liberal media babbles and chatters about the joys of brotherhood but the public is neither reading or listening. When the Norwegian nut, Brevik, shot up the young campers, he only shot dark-skinned ones, a fact the twits in the media carefully ignored.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News May 18, 2015

May 18 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

 

The Voice of the White House

        Washington, D.C. May 18, 2015: “Massive global political upheavals, diminishing food and water supplies and other factors are driving immense legions of Third World inhabitants into seeking refuge in more advanced countries, especially noted being armies of African inhabitants fleeing to Europe. There, they form unassimilated communities, clog the welfare rolls and create growing hostility from the natives of their countries of refuge. There are growing, and strong, anti-immigrant movements in Europe and also the United States, movements that are viewed by the media and its controllers as Naughty-Naughty-No-Nos and shoved under the carpet. The media, utterly worthless as a source of accurate news, shoves other such subjects under their rat-infested carpets of silence but the Internet has become a serious threat to them and it is there that much more accurate information can be found.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News May 7, 2015

May 08 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

        Washington, D.C. May 7, 2015: “Spring is upon us and the warming weather is bringing all kinds of creeps out from under damp logs. These are the usual gross types that long to sit in the Oval Office and are sharpening their claws for the forthcoming elections. Looking over the growing slate of candidates, I have to say I wouldn’t let a single one of them into my house. Nothing of value would be safe and they would leave nasty stains on the furniture. Unfortunately, America has drifted into corruption and incompetence to a degree that would shock even the throughly corrupt and useless Mexican government. Fortunately, rampant Jesus Freaks are not in the running this time but other odd ones are making more noise than a donkey into whose fundament some evil person has just shoved a very hot sweet potato. It doesn’t really matter who sits in the Presidential training potty because the country is run, as it has been for years, by a conglomerate of greedy and throughly vile bankers and heads of large corporations.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News May 1, 2015

May 01 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

        Washington, D.C. April 30, 2015: “As the rioting in Baltimore quiets, information is emerging that the dead prisoner had suffered injuries earlier in a car accident and, accocrding to statements by other prisoners in the police van, was attempting to injure himself. Once the rioting died down in Ferguson, it emerged that the police gunshot victim was walking down the center of a street and when told by a police officer in a car, he attacked the officer, punching him in the face. A Federally supervised autopsy disclosed that the dead man had been shot, at close range, in the front and witnesses who testified that the officer shot the man when he was running away, admitted they lied. Perhaps before the American, and foreign, media make loud noises about such indicents that they try to wait until the facts emerge before basicicially instigating riots, lootings and burnings.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News April 18, 2015

Apr 18 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

        Washington, D.C. April 17, 2015:”Massive, and growing, global overpopulation coupled with increasingly limited natural resources, like water, is producing massive die-offs among the Third World peoples. Drowning refugees in the Med, starvation and AIDS in Africa, the strong probability that some disease like smallpox will start up and decimate crowded cities and the rising sea levels throughout the world are the ingredients for major disasters.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News April 2, 2015

Apr 02 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

          Washington, D.C. April 1, 2015: “The naughty Putin’s invasion of the Ukranie with twelve tank armies and a lelgion of militant Russian Girl Scouts has dropped completely off the Internet to be replaced with the story of the suicidal German pilot.  

          Of course the pouting and posturing of our President didn’t move Putin at all and there was no invasion of the Ukraine, this having been invented out of whole cloth by their fraudster president.

This reminds me of the fictional “German Guy” who said Paul Wolfowitz had just nuked Houston some years ago or the hilarious stories about Tesla death rays or bomb-laden pigeons bringing down the WTC.

There are many credulous persons who actually believe such stories but then there are more who believe Jesus walked on water and got the rotting dead to jump up out of their graves and dance around the room.

The facts are bad enough without larding things up like a back-wards patient deprived of his Prozac.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News March 23, 2015

Mar 22 2015 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

        Washington D.C. March 22. 2015: “Certainty is illusion and the illusion here is the often-stated belief that Israel is “Americas’s very best friend.” This obviously is not true and put about to reassure Jewish voters. The truth is that Israel is the Spanish Fly in the Middle East political ointment and has been stirring up serious problems for everyone ever since 1948. Their prime mininster, Bibi the Fat, has a serious mouth and attitude problems as witness his bellowings of late concerning the fact that the United States is trying to establish sensible relations with Iran. Bibi wants this country to bomb all their enemies flat and when we refuse, roars with rage under the mistaken belief that he and his country are important. If it weren’t for American support, Israel would be of less importance, and trouble, than the Spratley Islands. Bibi got reelected so he can continue slaughtering women and children in Gaza and, in private, call Obama a “Goddam nigger” (as he did recently to their ambassador in Washington.)” Continue Reading »

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