The Voice of the White House
Washington, D.C. April 23, 2014: “Since many newspapers have stopped carrying a comics section, one is always searching for early morning humor. Here is an example of high good humor from one of the lunatic bloggers:
‘Eaglenews has just received a packet of documents from our source in Madigascar that reveals the real truth about the disappearance of Flight MH370.
We now know that a special United States killer satellite shot down Flight MH 370 after it disabled all of its communications with a special Tesla energy ray.
This was done so that we could blame the Russians for the deed. Our government, of course, wants to keep all of this a secret so they have paid rival blogs to put out stories about the plane being caught with a Control Beam from Illuminati Central (run by the dread Dr. Melbourne Fong of the Hidden Hand) and forced to land in Iran.
And we have learned that it was planned that all the Chinese citizens on board were subsequently to have been eaten by their Iranian captors.
Of course, this is not new to readers of our site and they will recall that TWA Flight 800 to Paris was deliberately shot down by a U.S. Navy anti-aircraft missile. We know this because of official, but hidden, radar tracks and numerous and very reliaable eye witnesses.
And scientists have all agreed that stories about electric problems in the fuel tanks are inventions of the government to conceal the mistake.
The Navy ship was under the impression that Flight 800 was actually a Russian bomber that had reportedly just bombed Cleveland.
And most of our readers know that the 9/11 United Flight 93 was certainly shot down by an air-to-air missile fired from an American fighter plane.
This aircraft was piloted by the same man who shot down the Wellstone plane.
Again, well-known scientists who inpected the wreckage all agree that at least six missiles were used.
We now know that the Bilderburgers were behind all of these crashes because their One World Order needed examples to frighten Americans who are discovering that over eight hundred fully-equipped concentrations camps have been set up all across America to contain any citizen who owns any kind of a firearm or is known to be gay or anti-Christian.
And we have discovered plans for a full-scale American military attack on San Marino because they refuse to allow CIA agents to set up a smallpox virus station in that country.
And rumors that a Russian submarine was spotted in Great Salt Lake are being checked out by our Utah bureau. Could they be planning a rocket attack against the Mormon Tabernacle?’” Continue Reading »