Archive for December, 2012

TBR News December 26, 2012

Dec 26 2012 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

            Washington, D.C. December 26, 2012: “Instead of fulminations, I am going to set out a number of what I consider to be entirely fitting holiday poems for my readers to enjoy in the company of their children:

My children, never, never steal!
  To know their offspring is a thief
Will often make a father feel
  Annoyed and cause a mother grief;
So never steal, but, when you do,
  Be sure there’s no one watching you.

Don’t tell a lie! Some men I’ve known
  Commit the most appalling acts,
Because they happen to be prone
  To an economy of facts;
And if to lie is bad, no doubt
’Tis even worse to get found out!

 

Down into the drinking-well
  (Which the plumber built her)
Poor Aunt Eliza fell, –
  We must buy a filter.

 

In the cistern our young Willie
  Pushed his little sister Lily.
Father couldn’t save his daughter,
  And now we sterilize our water.

 

Willie, I regret to state,
  Cut his sister up for bait.
We miss her when it’s time to dine,
  But Willie’s fish taste simply fine.

 

Weep not for little Leonie,

   abducted by a French Marquis.

Though loss of honor was a wrench,

   just think how it’s improved her French!   Continue Reading »

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TBR News December 23, 2012

Dec 23 2012 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

 

          Washington, D.C. December 23, 2012: “The New Year will soon be upon us, bringing many changes to all of us. Firstly, the US has (privately) changed its hitherto firm support of anything Israel does. It is now recognized that Netanyahu’s frenzy to get America to attack both Tehran and to carpet bomb southern Lebanon (because of Hezbollah’s immense store of long-range rockets) is totally counter-productive and could easily result in increased terrorist activity directed at the American homeland. This possibility is one of the reasons that all the top intelligence agencies are now abandoning their offices in Washington and moving downstate to Charlottesville. When Bibi learned that he could get nowhere with Obama, he made the error of threatening him politically (this was before the November elections) and telling him, very bluntly, that if Obama did not do as he was told, he would lose the Jewish vote. Even if Bibi could convince the Jewish community to vote for Romney, Obama still would have won by a significant margin. What would Bibi’s next move be? To prohibit his Mossad from shipping huge amounts of illegal drugs into this country? And poor Rupert Murdoch, once a powerful man, is having his power systematically stripped away, leaving a nasty, snarling old man behind. His empire is falling apart and it will be interesting to see who the new owner of the ‘Wall Street Journal’ will be.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News December 21, 2012

Dec 21 2012 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

 

            Washington, D.C., December 20, 2012: “It may take some time, but the once-powerful Israeli Lobby will discover that they no longer have the clout they once had. All it took was an order from their Embassy, via Tel Aviv, and all over the Beltway, bureaucrats jumped in obedience and across the Nation, the big media hastened to obey. But now, following an increasing arrogance, killing of civilians, giving a figurative finger to one and all outside their shaky borders, Israel has lost most of her neighboring support and finally, has begun to lose her influence. Netanahau demanded that Obama bomb Tehran in obedience to Israel’s wishes and when he would not, the Israeli Prime Minister went back to his Embassy and called the president “An ignorant nigger.” We should not forget that when Bibi was living in the United States as a young man, he modelled lady’s underware for Bonwit Teller! Look how far Bibi has come! Look how far Bibi is going!” Continue Reading »

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TBR News December 18, 2012

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The Voice of the White House

            Washington, D.C. December 15, 2012: “The horrible mass shooting by a young man with severe emotional problems at a grammar school is bad enough but now the yapping, squealing and demanding voices of the media to control guns is almost as bad. The simple fact is that the boy who shot over twenty small children, several teachers and his mother was an obvious mental case. Supposing that instead of his mother’s guns, he had taken a wooden rolling pin and used it on the victims. Would there then be a hue and cry to ban all rolling pint? To confiscate them from an irresponsible American public? The truth is that a nut took an inanimate object and killed innocent people with it. The government and its allies in the media are very much afraid because a huge number of Americans are armed and an armed public could, if necessary, chase them out of office at the best and shoot them dead at the worst. The media is virtually worthless and can always be counted on to follow orders. And because the public gets much more timely, and accurate, news from the Internet, the subscription lists of all newspapers, magazines and the like are shrinking with the speed of the Greenland icecap. Aside from confiscation of firearms, the government would love nothing better than to get iron control over an Internet that is far more informative and independent than the media.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News December 14, 2012

Dec 13 2012 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

 

Washington, D.C. December 14, 2012: “Here we have some interesting, and real, information that is not spoken of. According to official, and published, FBI statistics, almost 800,000 people are reported as missing each year and have been for at least three decades. Of these missing people, about 75% are rapidly solved within a day. These are runaway young people, unhappy spouses trying to start another life with someone else, parental kidnappings, people wanted for crimes or simply running away from overwhelming bills.

 

The remaining 25% of the vanished are another matter entirely. These usually consist of people with no financial or domestic problems and absolutely no reason for disappearing. Happy husbands, or wives, driving to a nearby convenience store for milk, people walking down to the edge of their property to check out a mail box, a teenager walking to school, a young couple out for a picnic at a deserted beach, a farmer walking out into his fields to check on a fence problem and many, many other such situations.

 

These people simply vanish without a trace and are never heard from again. Their bodies are not found in a local woods and relatives or loved ones never hear from them again. Bank accounts are never touched, cell phones are never used and, in fact, the missing person stays missing.

 

A quick study of the FBI statistics, easily found on their official site, shows that every year, at least a hundred thousand Americans just disappear forever. And other countries have similar problems and have had for a number of years.

 

Bloggers love such information and will breathlessly inform you that huge spaceships that hover invisibly over the country, vacuum up tens of thousands of people and take them to the equally lunatic Scientologists Planet Xenu to be roasted in volcanoes or similar idiocy.

 

But the question remains as to where these hordes of the missing go and who, or what, has taken them off?” Continue Reading »

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TBR News December 9, 2012

Dec 09 2012 Published by under Uncategorized

The Voice of the White House

           

            Washington, D.C., December 7, 2012: “Times change and we must change with them. Israel once had unquestioned and extensive clout with the American government. Much of this was due to the Jewish vote in this country, coupled with the power of the American print and other media, almost entirely in Jewish hands. But with the rapid loss of media power, due to swiftly shrinking readership and, in the case of television, viewers, that aspect of power has shrunk dramatically. When Netanyahu came to Washington recently, he had a private interview with Obama, during the course of which, Bibi demanded that the United States attack Iran and bomb Tehran flat. He also demanded that the United States carpet bomb all of southern Lebanon to destroy a large network of Hezbollah rocket sites that could blanked all of Israel with rockets. In both cases, Obama refused the request. Netanyahu then mentioned the forthcoming election and told the President that if he did not follow order, the Jews would vote against him and support Romney. This had no affect on Obama and when Bibi went to the Israeli Embassy, he called the President a ‘fucking nigger’ and other uncomplimentary things. What Bibi, and the Ambassador, did not know was that the Army has bugged the Embassy so that no phone call, no secret cable, no email and no conversation goes unrecorded. The upshot of this is that Israel finds itself on Obama’s short list of people to dump and it is rumored, in the intelligence community, that Bibi will soon be forced out in favor of someone less bombastic.” Continue Reading »

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