TBR News January 14, 2014

Jan 14 2014

 

The Voice of the White House

 

 

          Washington, D.C. January 11, 2014: “The Internet has proven to be the greatest source of information since lunatic Christians burnt down the library of Alexandria. Anything being sought, be it an address or an in-depth analysis of Dead Sea scrolls, is there and is the main reason that the famous Encyclopedia Britannica has gone out of business.

 

            At the same time, because it is open to one and all, the Internet is also a breeding ground for a legion of strange persons with a frantic desire to air their pet theses, themselves and their friends.

 

            We see earnest discussions about the 1963 assassination of President Kennedy, , the Sinister Truth about Hurricane Katrina, Tesla Death Rays used to bring down the buildings of the WTC, balanced with other information proving beyone a shadow of a doubt that Russian bombers were used. We also discover the evil plottings of the Illuminiati, a group that has been long gone, or that the Rothschild banking house had taken over the whole world. And from one source, now long  vanished, we discover that Houston was destroyed by a nuclear bomb set off by Jewish radicals or that the Fukishima disaster was really caused by an Israeli submarine, using German-made nuclear torpedos!

 

            And please do not forget that President Obama was born on Mars and flown to this planet in a special helicopter, piloted by the Evil Xenu! Remember, scientists have proven this so it must be true!

 

            Yes, the Internet can entertain as well as inform.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News January 3, 2014

Jan 03 2014

The Voice of the White House

 

Washington, D.C. January 2, 2014: “The current darling of the far right-wing, Phil Robertson, a backwoods duck hunter and exponent of the strange social behavior so popular in the backwards rural areas of this country, has caused himself, and his yapping supporters, more public relations problems.

Robertson made negative comments about gays and blacks, was temporarily suspended by A&E from his National Farm and Home hour program and after he was reinstated by the network, had another of his warm ideas discovered wherein he suggested that his friends ought to marry 15 year olds!

That this is illegal apparently does not bother either Robertson or A&E but it does bother a very large number of normal citizens.

There is a joke that applies here very clearly. The question is: Where does a man in Arkansas go for sex? The answer is: The family room. After all, these inbreds argue, the family that lays together, stays together.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News Decembeer 30, 2013

Dec 30 2013

The Voice of the White House

 

           Washington, D.C. December 27, 2013: “About two weeks ago, someone sent us some information about political problems with Saudi Arabia. Included was a very long list of persons inside, and outside, of that country, that were involved in a program designed to change the monarchial and dictatorial government there. The planning of the coup is very long and involved but the list of names, positions and other information is much shorter. In this issue, we have included it for the interest of our readers.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News December 19, 2013

Dec 19 2013

The Voice of the White House

 

        Washington, D.C. December 19, 2013: “Our government is growing increasingly annoyed with Vladimir Putin. His incursion into Georgia upset the plans to form a ring of missile-armed small states around Russia. And most recently, he flatly refused to return whistle-blowing Edward Snowden to a livid, demanding Obama. This was followed by his interfering with our  intentions of grabbing the resource-rich Ukraine that also controlled the huge Black Sea naval base. We are also furious over growing Russian control over Arctic oil reserves and an attempt to interfere with oil drilling by the use of surrogate conservations groups proved to be a fiasco. To show his displeasure, Obama and his top people are refusing to attend the Olympics being held in Russia, a fact that will no doubt cause a terrible wave of sadness to overcome the Russian people. And while our government and media are howling about the volte face of the Ukraine, they are engaged in such distasteful, and illegal, actions as strip-searching and anal probing of an Indian diplomat in New York. Even at her height of world control, the British showed more discretion. Where will all of this end? What matters, in the end is that the Russians have huge deposits of natural gas and oil and our main supplier of those products, Saudi Arabia, is running out of both. ‘Whatever happens, Putin’s got/ The oil and gas which we have not.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News December 12, 2013

Dec 10 2013

The Voice of the White House

 

            Washington, D.C. December 10, 2013: “The balance of power is always in a state of flux. Since the end of the Roosevelt world war, the United States was in global control, forcing her will on any potential rival. Soviet Russia was our chief rival and with the ascent of the intellectual, decent but ineffective Gorbachev in Russia, our intelligence organs worked overtime to overthrow him and replace him with one of our own men, in this case Boris Yeltsin. When Boris developed a strong attachment to the bottle, we wanted someone else in power in Russia that we, and our business friends, could control. Yeltsin suggested Putin, a quiet hard-working but safe type. Putin is a firm believer in the old Italian proverb that he who goes softly, goes safely and he who goes safely goes far. When an outraged Obama demanded that Russia ship Snowden back to face a life sentence, Putin declined the demand. When Israel got together with their friends in the American government and threatened Syria with invasion over the fictional “nerve gas” attack, Putin stepped into the global political arena and suggested that Syria divest herself of all such weapons. When Syria agreed, the wind went out of Obama’s sails and he walked away from the issue, muttering to himself. And now the focus has shifted to the oil-rich Arctic. America was under the impression that it controlled the Arctic but now it appears that Russia does. Since this country has an immense appetite for oil and do not have it, we are constrained to pay court, and money, to those who do. Russia is the leading exporter of oil, now that the Saudi fields are drying up. It would serve this country well to begin the practice of diplomacy instead of military invasion.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News December 9, 2013

Dec 09 2013

 

December 25,  272 CE

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, (‘birthday of the invincible sun’) a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the purported birth of their favorite Essene. Turning the holiday into “Christmas” (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the early church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days for its own profitable use. No one knows for a certainty where, or when, Jesus was born although Alexandria, Egypt is now believed to be his birthplace and 35 CE the date.

 

The Voice of the White House

 

            Washington, D.C. December 9, 2013: “An extremely classified memo, now making the rounds inside the Beltway, concerns the full, and often eager, cooperation of various American tech companies with massive governmental spying. And included are names, copies of memos from various company executives promising “full cooperation” with the NSA spying ventures. These very important persons fall all over themselves to lick the raddled bottoms of third rate bureaucrats and the lengthy memo also includes the cooperation of the personal sites where foolish American put up their personal data. Now that the Blessed Snowden, whom the Administration would like to kill as soon as possible, has started his program of exposures, the tech people are seeing huge numbers of the profitable public deserting them so they now pretend that the snooping is shocking and, naturally, they had nothing to do with it whatsoever and that this should be controlled. Mark you, the President has absolutely no intention of stopping the programs of constant and through snooping into the private lives of any and all Americans he and his crime partners desire. And as an added advantage to the project to put dog collars on all of us, why various Government-friendly businesses can get information on their rivals, Israel can find out about those who do not like them and, of course, politicians can dig up dirt on all their potential rivals. Don’t believe it when you read about the shock and horror expressed by the trade leaders. If push comes to shove, the aforementioned memo could readily be posted on a dozen sites to enrage many and entertain the rest of us.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News December 5, 2013

Dec 05 2013

The Voice of the White House

 

Thought of the day: You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

            Washington, D.C. December 6, 2013: “At first, the Internet, developed by the U.S. Army, was an intellectual toy but then it blossomed out to become one of the most vital segments of modern society. At this point in time, our entire society is geared to the Internet and our government, at the direction of the White House, is frantic to get the Internet under control so that they can control any and all information. The government now has a strong presence in the print media (which is why subscribers are leaving them in enormous numbers) and is seeking the means to get control of the Internet. The revelations of Edward Snowden has done great damage to their plans as they have alerted the public to the degree and extent to which they are spied on and, untimately, controlled.

            And in the very near future, we will be publishing sensational excerpts from a forbidden manuscript compiled by the CIA’s Robert Crowley on that agencies’ activity behind the scenes in Vietnam.

            Covered will be drug-running, extensive official torture centers, wholesale murder of innocent civilians, international manipulations concerning rubber and oil and much, much more.

            These postings are a bit too uncomfortable to post on line so they can be found on the Slaughterhouse Informer.

 

The Slaughterhouse

Informer

 

 

 

A Compendium of Various Official Lies, Business Scandals, Small Murders, Frauds, and Other Gross Defects of Our Current Political, Business and Religious Moral Lepers.

This E-magazine appears on a weekly basis and contains much material that is often more in-depth than is found on the tbr website. It costs only $5.oo per month and is easily cancelled. It is not popular with pro-government people and despised by right-wing Republicans and the banking community.



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TBR News December 5, 2013

Dec 04 2013

The Voice of the White House

 

It’s really all about oil.
           

We consume huge amounts of it.
           

The Russians are now the world’s largest holders of gas and oil.
           

We have spent the last three decades trying to sew up all the oil we need.
 

            Now, with the Saudi fields drying up (but we don’t discuss this) and the Arctic opening up, we are frantically trying to get a foothold within the Arctic Circle but the Russians have beaten us to it.
 

            That Greenpeace farce in one act was a failed attempt to try to frighten off the Russians. Like all such amateurish rubbish promulgated by our Blessed Saviors, it failed.
 

            We have no face to save here, none at all.
 

            Once this country is perceived as being weak, the legion of small, easily-controlled states will rebel and look for other masters.
 

            Putin’s handling of the Syrian chemical problem was masterful.
 

            It projected an image of a powerful peacemaker and made Obama.look sick and vicious.
 

            The forthcoming business in the Ukraine will be another weight on the scale.

            We will have more perceptions of American weakness, as personified by the demarche in Georgia. And if I were a Pole, I would move to Cleveland and improve its image.
 

            I know what is in store for Poland and they do not.
           

            Enjoy the holiday season. And be looking for the appearance of devastating information, via the Snowden Papers, concerning the U.S., Australia, Britain, Canada and New Zealand

           

            And in the very near future, we will be publishing sensational excerpts from a forbidden manuscript compiled by the CIA’s Robert Crowley on that agencies’ activity behind the scenes in Vietnam.

            Covered will be drug-running, extensive official torture centers, wholesale murder of innocent civilians, international manipulations concerning rubber and oil and much, much more.

            These dramatic bits of iconoclastic history will be seen on the Slaughterhouse Informer. Continue Reading »

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TBR News November 30, 2013

Nov 30 2013

The Voice of the White House

                Washington, D.C. November 30, 2013: “One of the primary goals of the American right wing business community is to encircle Russia and ruin her economically and then step in and claim her natural resources.. The U.S. Army got itself into Georgia not too long ago, and filled it with American troops and tons of equipment. The Russian countered this by sending armored columns into the country, thus causing the CIA army to flee to the east and the airport at Tiblisi while the grunts fled to the west to the Black Sea where our Navy rescued them. This debacle chilled the feeble attempt to get the Baltic States, Poland and others to join NATO. And trust me, the CIA was behind the so-called “Orange Revolution” in the Ukraine and believe me, the bribes were astronomical. Fortunately, it was all tax payer’s money but we mangled to get the big naval base at Sebastopol under our thumb and there was the prospect of getting our business interests into control of the Ukrainian natural resources. The plan to get that country into the EU fell apart when Putin disapproved and now we see squeals of rage from the slack-jawed ninnies at Langley, rage that is clearly echoed in the columns of the government-friendly New York Times. If the well-paid rebels in Kiev think that by screaming and waving their arms around in public they will change matters, they had best remember the notorious CIA-instigated in Hungary in 1956. The CIA started the rebellion but it collapsed when the government would step in and confront the Russians. They man who conceived this fiasco, Frank Wisner, had a nervous breakdown and blew his brains all over the ceiling in his garage.” Continue Reading »

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TBR News November 25, 2013

Nov 25 2013

The Voice of the White House

          Washington, D.C. November 25, 2013: “’Spare me from living in interesting times’ said Lao Tzu. He would have been unhappy today because these are, indeed, interesting times. For many years, Israel has had a strong grip on American politicians. They used the fictive Holocaust to gain sympathy and used money and clever political knowledge to whipsaw the American organs of control into unquestioning support of their expansionist programs in the Middle East. What Israel wanted, Israel got. But like all such, they went too far, finally demanding, and then ordering, the United States to bomb their enemy, Iran, and also to carpet bomb southern Lebanon where the controlling Hezbollah was known to have large stores of very dangerous surface-to-surface missiles. The US, tired to being attacked and demonized by militant Muslim groups for their blind support of Israel, backed off the demands. And this resulted in a flood of phone calls from Tel Aviv to their embassy in Washington, demanding political pressure that would result in unquestioning obedience. Unfortunately for Israel, all of these communications, no matter how much Israel believed in their security, were being intercepted and decoded. When the results of this project reached senior government officials, to include the office of the President, there was a very clear disengagement from political cooperation. This drove the militants in Israel mad with fury but screech as they would, they only alienated American political figures even more.” Continue Reading »

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