And all the sons of Congressmen!

"As democracy is perfected, the office of  president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
- H.L. Mencken

Recommended reading

We gather information, on a daily basis, from many websites. There are a number of publications that are well worth viewing for their intelligent reporting of national and international news. All of those sources, listed below, are daily newspapers with the exception of the Asia Times. The latter is a very well written site with in-depth articles that are worth reading.

The New York Times:  www.nytimes.com
The Washington Post: www.washingtonpost.com
The Christian Science Monitor: www.csmonitor.com
The Guardian: www.guardian.co.uk
Seattle Post-Intelligencer:  www.seattlepi.nwsource.com
Asia Times www.atimes.com

Note: Very little of the information in this edition of TBR news has come from the mainline American media. It is just not there. Most of it has come from foreign sources and the Internet. Most of our sources can be seen on the main page.

The Voice of the White House

March 26th, 2005: “Many and varied topics to discuss. One of my jobs is to keep an eye on various Internet sites that might prove of interest here. There are some really significant sites but most are utter garbage. The worst are the so-called Bloggers. These sites contain reams of endless, badly-written nonsense, most of which reflects the writer’s totally unimportant views, pictures of his really ugly wife, his uglier dog or cat, his favorite Country and Western music, his endless opinions about anything and everything imaginable from plots to blow up the WTC with bubble gum weapons to ancient stories about CIA mind control, CIA weather control, and various brilliantly written stories that have long fallen out of the current news such as the Real Truth About Watergate or, horrors, the Challenger disaster. The underlying motivation behind the Bloggers can be found in the therapy wards of various institutions where the loonies are given crayons (nothing with sharp points, please!) and paper so they can draw stick figures representing their Grandmother sitting on a hot stove. Well, the empty drums make the most noise. I consider it therapy for the dim of wit but I wish I didn’t have to put on rubber boots and wade through it every day. A cesspit would be more interesting. And in the final analysis, if you have nothing worthwhile to say, don’t waste your time or mine.

Also, I am putting together a very long list for your readers of prominent, pious and loud-mouthed leaders of the Charismatic, Evangelical and Pentecostal churches, and will publish right out in the open, all their documented criminal records; arrests for fraud and misappropriation of trusting parishioner’s money and various forms of ugly child abuse, wife-beating, check kiting, drunk driving, public flashing, contacts with neo-Nazi ideological groups and much, much more!. My readers will be thrilled to see how the spokespersons for the Moral Majority and Jesus, the Republican Avenger, love to wallow in their own filth.

We have to listen to them?

Most of them should be stripped naked, beaten into pulp, then covered with tar and burnt alive at public ceremonies.

And now to more interesting sexual deviancies for my readers to enjoy. It seems, from a secret CIA evaluation, now circulating here at the Monkey Palace, that Israeli Prime Minister Sharon, in addition to real estate swindles and the butchery of Arab civilians, is also a well-known pedophile with a penchant for sweet young Arab boys!  His strongest defender, one  Steven Plaut, connected with  the University of Haifa in Israel, and safe from American law enforcement, once ran two pedophile websites, one located in Tel Aviv and the other in Washington, D.C.  Plaut, who has previously had serious issues with child pornography, is a member of a “select group” of “enlightened” Israeli citizens, many of whom are very well-connected in the current Sharon Administration. Our very own American Administration perverts only like muscular servicemen but our Greatest Ally seems to like the smooth bottoms of young Arabs. There is an old Persian poem, which translates as "Across the river lives a boy, who has an ass like a peach, but, alas, I cannot swim." Perhaps this is Ariel Sharon's motto. When the IDF is not engaged in shooting teenagers to death or running over occupied strollers with their tanks, they seem to like other pleasures of the flesh.

One of Bush's Secret Service people who talks to me reports that one of the reasons Bush has invited Ariel Sharon to Crawford, Texas instead of the White House on April 11th, is the privacy of the ranch. He tells me Bush has engaged the services of a group of ex-Secret Service people in Texas who operate a very clandestine company for hire, mainly for the use of ex-Presidents, (apparently Gorilla Bush, the 41^st President, put his son the Chimpanzee in touch with them,) to procure a couple of young, smooth and pretty Mexican boys from across the border for one night during Sharon's visit. My informant believes they will be for Sharon's fat and sweaty pleasure, although nobody has said so directly. The purchase order requires that the children will not speak a word of English, will be brought over the border in an unmarked closed vehicle with Mexican registration and Secret Service clearance, and afterwards will be returned the same way. They will never even be aware that they have been outside of Mexico, and a few thousand dollars paid to the parents will ensure their silence. (I suppose one can take some comfort that there is no plan to kidnap and dispose of the children "with extreme prejudice" afterwards - someone around here still has a trace of conscience. Or perhaps it is just that Sharon needs them willing and glad to service him.) Sadly, I am unable to find out - you can imagine how I would like to - whether the payment to the Texas procurers is to be made from American taxpayer funds or not.

As a Jew, albeit a Reformed Jew, I am furious about this kind of perverted behavior and also at the obvious joy the Sharon people and their IDF seem to take in brutally slaughtering Palestinians and obliterating their homes, on the slightest pretext. As Jews celebrated the joyful holiday of Purim last week (the 14th of Adar fell on Good Friday) we contemplated Queen Esther's happy salvation of the Jews in Persia, enjoyed our hamentaschen, and sent shalach manos round to our friends. The holiday sadly felt utterly polluted by Ariel Sharon and his demonic t'zelem. I feel, as do many of my American Jewish friends, that we here will have to pay the approaching and terrible bill for their perverted savagery. Sharon wants to found a Greater Israeli Reich, modeled on Hitler’s Greater German Reich, and to deport or kill off all the current Arab inhabitants of that bloody country. A clear case of the abused child becoming the abusing adult.

He does not need to worry about American pubic opinion because he and the AIPAC have George Bush, Karl Rove and Jerry Falwell right in their pockets. They own or control all of the American media from Time-Warner to the New York Times and Washington Post so we here see what they want us to see and nothing else. My more evil co-religionists have a death grip, not only on the White House and the media but on American foreign policy as well. Bush and his trained apes are ruining our economy; the dollar is in steady decline against almost all foreign currency, the balance of trade is a terrible disaster, our military policy, which exists solely to support Israeli Mideast goals, is killing both innocent Iraqi civilians by the tens of thousands and at the least over 6,000 GIs. Oil is not being sold, by nearly every producer, to the United States because they view Bush as another Hitler or Stalin and his soldiers as SS thugs and gas will eventually reach $5.00 a gallon at the pump, at least according to a Treasury Department confidential bulletin. When that happens, the pleasure-loving Americans might actually get fed up with Adolf Bush and throw him and his pseudo-intellectual thugs into the Potomac.

Africans are dying in incredible numbers now; AIDS and other diseases are raging unchecked throughout that continent and in the White House, no one cares. The blacks there, I have heard Fat Karl Rove say, can do nothing for us so why should we do anything for them? Bush and Rove do not like blacks and neither did John Ashcroft, former AG. It’s nice to live in a free democracy, isn’t it? One run by ideologues and perverts.

I hear there is an opening for the very busy job of public executioner in Texas (the last one died of exhaustion when George Bush was getting writers cramp signing death warrants) and I might take it in preference to hanging out with the worst bunch of thieving ideological creeps and thugs I have ever encountered outside of a Teamsters’ meeting. Well, I didn’t vote for the swine but I am beginning to regret ever working for him. He who touches pitch shall be defiled and I am feeling very dirty these days. “