Voice of the White House

In the past two issues, we carried comments from a reporter assigned to the White House press corps. Some of these remarks, most especially one about Bush’s physical and mental problems, drew an enormous number of viewers and hundreds of inquiries, most especially from foreign press entities. The reporter advised us by email that there was rampant fury in the White House and security was becoming very tight. As a result of this, he decided to lay low for a few weeks and see how the wind was blowing. Yesterday, he sent us the following material which we are now posting. Some of it is outrageous in the extreme but to date, no one has proven him wrong.

“Since you have had the courtesy to post my comments, there has been quite an uproar around the White House. So far, they have checked lap tops, tapped all outgoing telephone calls, threatened lie detector tests of suspected staffers and issued all kinds of sinister threats. I think they are going to get Generals Karpinski or Miller to run this place. And on that subject, various things to relate.

First off, I want your readers to understand that Bush does not call me in for Afternoons. I have seen him a number of times while I am on the job and he only said “Hi!” to me once but it might have been a water cooler he was looking at.

Bush is a very petty, mean man. He is vengeful to a degree and he will go after anyone or any institution that had dared to cross him or question his God-sent motives. Persistent rumor here has it that back when Bush was sloshed to the gills every day, he was a very, very mean drunk. The favorite scuttlebutt here is that once he stepped in an organic mess made by a family pet and was trying to beat it to death with a ball bat when his wife finally stopped him. She told him that if he didn’t give up his serious daily boozing, she would leave him and take the children. He found religion instead of Jack Daniels and now we all have to put up with a miserable, vicious and probably brain-damaged dry drunk….

How does our President get his daily information? He either can’t or won’t read any newspaper or watch any television station. Every morning, the Likud Express people prepare position papers for him. These reflect their views because, aside from his religion, he doesn’t have any. Three of the secretaries around here who work on these have told me that Bush can only concentrate for about ten to fifteen minutes per item. Anything too complex or too prolix causes him to “wander” and he will change the subject and discuss sports with his aides. Fine.

What  he gets is what I call the Likud Express people, otherwise known as the Neo Cons. I am Jewish but these freaks are so far right wing they view Adolf Hitler as a Communist. Bush thinks that the state of Israel is the Home of God and anything he can do for them is wonderful. Sharon is a swine who delights in slaughtering Arab children and old women but Bush won’t hear a word of criticism of him. What Sharon wants, Sharon gets, in spades. All this is doing to increasing anti-Semitism in American by leaps and bounds although most Reformed Jews hate the Likud nuts.

They play, we pay….

Although the New Republicans do not like blacks, and Ashcroft has a nice white sheet in his closet for the day when the Klan rules, Bush is careful on this subject. He is also very muted on the gay issue too. Rumor here has it that Bush is “very friendly” with an African-American drag queen he has known for years and had some strange friends at Yale. All of them gay or not too far back in the closet. And all this on top of a truly petty and mean disposition.

When his Dad ran for office, George was his hit man on the campaign staff. George delighted in sniffing out staffers who were not completely loyal and sacked them. I understand he loved to do this in as nasty a way as he could….

Bush also hates the French, all Muslims (he calls himself the New Crusader…Get the Arabs out of our Holy Land…in a box if necessary) anywhere and especially in the States. He, Ashcroft and Rumsfeld have concocted a set of horrible rules of engagement, the fruits of which we now see in Iraqi prisons. It was Bush who instigated the various violations of the Geneva Convention. Bush has no use for any law or convention that stands in his way. He and his crew hate the UN with a passion and I have heard him say that the euro is a trick of the one-world idiots and it ought to be replaced with the dollar.

Another source outside the White House says that the President and his people in the Pentagon want to nuke North Korea. Bush hates their leader and trashed him in public. Of course he hasn’t got the troops to do it and the fool is stripping South Korea of troops for Iraq. My friends in State are horrified by this but no one can tell Bush anything and most people are in awe of him (mostly the office) and won’t dare tell him anything contrary to his beliefs.

Yes, Bush has medical problems. He can’t answer questions; he has a very short-term memory; he is fixated on religious concepts to the complete detriment of our foreign policy. His vicious, short sighted and irrational hatreds are doing and will do terrible damage to America abroad. We have no friends now and every new desertion brings out screams of rage from the Oval Office with Bush ranting about “sanctions” and “economic punishment” against anyone who even dares to look cock-eyed at him.

I have been collecting all kinds of neat files on some of his aides and will send them off to you in a week or so. There are some real lovelies working inside the White House. Of course there were some double-ended freaks here during the Clinton years but they only fellated each other in closets and didn’t go around napalming mosques full of frightened women and kids.”