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TBR News February 29, 2020

Feb 29 2020

The Voice of the White House
Washington, D.C. February 29, 2020:“Working in the White House as a junior staffer is an interesting experience.
When I was younger, I worked as a summer-time job in a clinic for people who had moderate to severe mental problems and the current work closely, at times, echos the earlier one.
I am not an intimate of the President but I have encountered him from time to time and I daily see manifestations of his growing psychological problems.
He insults people, uses foul language, is frantic to see his name mentioned on main-line television and pays absolutely no attention to any advice from his staff that runs counter to his strange ideas.
He lies like a rug to everyone, eats like a hog, makes lewd remarks to female staffers and flies into rages if anyone dares to contradict him.
It is becoming more and more evident to even the least intelligent American voter that Trump is vicious, corrupt and amoral. He has stated often that even if he loses the
election in 2020, he will not leave the White House. I have news for Donald but this is not the place to discuss it

Commentary for February 29:”The flood of fake news about a harmless upper respiratory virus continues unabated. With one death reported for the United States (to date) it is obvious this new disease will sweep over the country, leaving a trail of dreadful death. Why I do not doubt that at least a dozen citizens might die but we can thank Providence that our beloved President has appointed a True Friend of Jesus to defend America and protect all her white, Christian occupants.

New Coronavirus Cases on West Coast Raise Fears of Spread in U.S.
Italy’s Quarantine Leaves Locked-Down Towns Feeling ‘Sacrificed’
Only Doctors Can Save the Markets From the Coronavirus
Piled Bodies, Overflowing MorguesNY Times

US confirms two new coronavirus cases without links to travel
Markets expected to fall further as coronavirus hits China’s economy
Coronavirus causes ‘upheaval and uncertainty’ for toy manufacturersThe Guardian

Number of U.S. coronavirus cases of unknown origin climbs to four
First coronavirus death in U.S. reported in Washington state
Japan PM Abe seeks citizens’ help in coronavirus fight as Olympics to go ahead
South Koreans told to stay home as coronavirus infections surpass 3,100
Britain reports number of coronavirus cases has risen to 23
Northern Italian schools, universities to stay closed because of virus: officialReuters

Risk of global coronavirus spread ‘very high’ warns WHO as China situation stabilizes-CNN

Coronavirus cases near 84,000 worldwide-Live Science

Coronavirus Updates: Fears Rattle MarketsWSJ.com
Coronavirus updates: US warned of possible outbreak, Italy locks down-cnet

Will warmer weather stop the spread of the coronavirus?
Consequences for tourism in Germany
How Africa has been preparing for outbreak
Italian rescue ship under quarantineDW

The Table of Contents
Accidents on Purpose
Stargate, Stuxnet and Scientology
Antigovernment militant groups active in the United States
The Season of Evil
The Encyclopedia of American Loons

Accidents on Purpose
by Christian Jürs

Pity the poor Ukrainians, so far from God and so close to the United States.
When the Ukraine separated from Russia, it was with the assistance of the American CIA and when a pro-Russian president came into office there, the same CIA moved to remove him.
The Ukraine is important to the United States because she then controlled the strategically important Crimea with its extensive offshore oil deposits and, more important, the large former Soviet naval base at Sevastopol. One of the demands of the CIA when it worked to remove the pro-Russian president was that the lease the Russians had on this base would be cancelled and the U.S. Navy given the same lease.
This would give the US a naval presence in the Black Sea, part of the encirclement of Russia. To facilitate this, a CIA-trained unit started protest meetings in Kiev and to sharpen their demands, on February 20, 2014, a large public meeting in Kiev’s Maidan square had hidden snipers shoo o the crowd, killing over 50 people. This created the necessary push for a successful anti-Russian putsch.
Acts of violence resulting in the deaths of many people seemed to be the norm in the encirclement campaign against Russia
On 10 April 2010, a Tupolev Tu-154 aircraft of the Polish Air Force crashed near the city of Smolensk, Russia, killing all 96 people on board. Among the victims were the President of Poland Lech Kaczyński and his wife Maria, the former President of Poland in exile Ryszard Kaczorowski, the chief of the Polish General Staff and other senior Polish military officers, the president of the National Bank of Poland, Polish Government officials, 18 members of the Polish Parliament, senior members of the Polish clergy and relatives of victims of the Katyn massacre. The group was arriving from Warsaw to attend an event commemorating the 70th anniversary of the massacre, which took place not far from Smolensk.
The pilots were attempting to land at Smolensk North Airport – a former military airbase – in thick fog, with visibility reduced to about 500 meters (1,600 ft). The aircraft descended far below the normal approach path until it struck trees, rolled inverted and crashed into the ground, coming to rest in a wooded area a short distance from the runway.
In this case, a man code-named ‘Corey’ was able to alter the signals on the airport landing area to show the ground twenty-seven feet lower than it actually was.
‘Corey’ was a member of a CIA group called ‘Summerfield II’ that was run by a CIA officer named Russle.
His real name is George Macalister, his date of birth is 5.29.42 and his American Social Security number SS # 465-80-9315, his email address is :
george_macalister@hotmail.com (G137596.)
The reason why the aircraft was destroyed is because the US wanted Poland to be a supportive member of countries facing Russia who were to form a bloc of American-supportive entites designed to threaten Russia both militarily and economically. The Poles were flying to Smolensk to take part, with Russian officials in a memorial to the Stalin-killed Polish officers at Katyn during the Second World War. This rapproachment was anathema to the CIA and had to be somehow disrupted. Hence we had the entire Polish government wiped out in a single action as an object lesion to others.
After the installation of a CIA-friendly government in the Ukraine and a pending revoking of the Russian lease on the Sebastopol naval base, on April 15, 2014, CIA Director John Brennan and is staff flew into Kiev and met with Ukrainian Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk and First Deputy Prime Minister Vitaliy Yarema to discuss the formation of new, more secure channels for sharing U.S. intelligence with the country now fighting pro-Russian secessionists in its eastern cities.
Shortly after this, on July 17, 2014, Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 (MH17) a scheduled passenger flight from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur was shot down while flying over eastern Ukraine, killing all 283 passengers and 15 crew on board. The rocket projectors used in this attack were of Russian origin but had been sold to the Ukrainian military ten years earlier.
This operation was also run by the ‘Summerfield II’ people.
And note that the two ships that caught on fire were dealing in oil from a country that the US had sanctioned. It has been reliably reported that external sabotage was the reason for the explosions and fire and that the group responsible for the sabotage are headquarted in the same building in Kiev that also houses the large CIA unit.
Mr. Macalister, now retired, lives in Vienna, Virginia and no doubt enjoys leafing through his scrapbook filled with photographs and old newspaper clippings depicting international incidents involving large death tolls.

Stargate, Stuxnet and Scientology
February 29, 2020
by Christian Jürs
Or how the inmates got to run the asylum and get very rich doing so.
Some of you have heard of the “Stuxtnet virus.” This is a secret virus that, to all intents and purposes, has been used to disrupt the Iranian uranium program by destroying their German-built centrifuges. Security experts at Symantec and Kaspersky Lab are in agreement this was a joint American/Israel state-sponsored effort involving intense research and development on a particular model of the PLC and the software used to program it We have discovered that the entire operation is planned and run by the CIA but is currently located in Vancouver, Canada so the U.S. would have plausible deniability if any of this ever got out. Work on the Stuxnet virus began in the spring of 2009, with the specific intention of targeting the Siemens controllers, whose design was well known and whose software and firmware controller logic was well known.
Stuxnet has four main components. The first spreads the virus through a print network, another to distribute the virus by loading itself onto USB drives, and the other two are rootkits for giving it administrator-level access to the system and to alter code being written to PLCs., a Programmable Logic Controller, a bank of processor-controlled virtual relays that link control systems to industrial machinery. The PLC has a processor-based central unit that runs an event-driven program to control the switching. This program can be entered manually on the PLC’s keypad, but in the case of Iran’s facility, it’s created using the editor software on a laptop and copied to a USB drive that was later plugged in to the PLC’s central unit.
In order to conceal its actuial intent, the worm initially spreads indiscriminately, but in the Iranian case, included a highly specialized malware payload that is designed to target only Siemens Supervisory Control And Data Acquisition (SCADA) systems that are configured to control and monitor specific industrial processes
Byres Security believes the people behind Stuxnet were trying to achieve something bigger by extensively reworking the PLC’s code. This;, of course, is in line with inside information that that Obama, through Cass Sunstein is attempting to find a way to shut off any part of the Internt that he and his people deem as “overly revealing,” or “harmful to National Security” (here read ‘the government’s wishes’.) Shutting down the Iranian centrifuges was a joint American/Israeli project, via the CIA and its ally, SAIC but planned future attacks are purely domestic and reflect both the enemies of the White House and the CIA.
The entire operation is controlled, firstly by the CIA and through them,, a company named SAIC (Science Applications International Corporation) which, in turn, has set up another front called the Cipher Exchange Corporation. This is run by a former Indian naval intelligence officer and code specialist, one Raj Mohindir Srivastava. But this entire operation is heavily involved with some former CIA lunacy called “Operation Stargate” which once was termed “Remote Viewing.” This was the child of one Ingo Swann, a mountebank and close friend of the even crazier L. Ron Hubbard of Scientology infamy! http://www.webmasterworld.com/search_engine_spiders/3988078.htm?highlight=msg4029425
http://www.tonews.com/thread/1051902/hsv/tech/help_tracking_a_virus_source.html
http://www.ipillion.com/ip/65.110.29.8
turns up the fact that it is a Port Coquitlam address used by a company called Cipher Exchange Corporation. Their web-site:
http://www.cipherkey.com/ is that of a typical CIA front organization. It says nothing.
SAIC (Science Applications International Corporation), is an American technology applications company headquartered in the United States and who works for a number of U.S. federal, state, and private sector clients. It works extensively with the United States Department of Defense, the United States Department of Homeland Security, and the American domestic and foreign intelligence agencies, including the National Security Agency, as well as other U.S. Government civil agencies and selected commercial markets.From 2001 to 2005, SAIC was the primary contractor for the FBI’s unsuccessful Virtual Case File project. SAIC relocated its corporate headquarters to their existing facilities in Tysons Corner in unincorporated Fairfax County, Virginia, near McLean, in September 2009. As part of its outsourcing solution, SAIC has development centers in Noida and Bangalore, India. Scicom Technologies Noida was acquired by SAIC in September 2007.
The Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) transitioned a Remote Viewing Program to SAIC in 1991 and it was renamed Stargate Project. STARGATE was one of a number of “remote viewing programs” conducted under a variety of code names, including SUN STREAK, GRILL FLAME, and CENTER LANE by DIA and INSCOM, and SCANATE by the eccentrics at the CIA. These efforts were initiated to assess foreign programs in the field; contract for basic research into the phenomenon; and to evaluate controlled remote viewing as an intelligence tool.
The program consisted of two separate activities. An operational unit employed remote viewers to train and perform remote viewing intelligence-gathering. The research program was maintained separately from the operational unit.
This effort was initiated in response to CIA concerns about highly unreliable reports of Soviet investigations of ‘psychic phenomena.’ Between 1969 and 1971, US intelligence sources erroneously concluded that the Soviet Union was engaged in “psychotronic” research. By 1970, it was suggested that the Soviets were spending approximately 60 million rubles per year on it, and over 300 million by 1975. The money and personnel devoted to Soviet psychotronics suggested that they had achieved breakthroughs, even though the matter was considered speculative, controversial and “fringy.” Using a declared, but fictional ‘Soviet threat,’ the CIA and other agencies have successfully deluded Congress, and often the White House, into heavily funding project that the agencies consider to be ‘cash cows.’
The initial research program, called SCANATE [scan by coordinate] was funded by CIA beginning in 1970. Remote viewing research began in 1972 at the Stanford Research Institute [SRI] in Menlo Park, CA. This work was conducted by Russell Targ and Harold Puthoff, once with the NSA and a later-identified Scientologist. The effort initially focused on a few “gifted individuals” such as the very eccentric Ingo Swann, an OT Level VII Scientologist. Many of the SRI “empaths” were from the Church of Scientology. Individuals who appeared to show potential were trained and taught to use talents for “psychic warfare.” The minimum accuracy needed by the clients was said to be 65%, and proponents claim that in the later stages of the training effort, this accuracy level was “often consistently exceeded.”
Ingo Swann born in 1933 in Telluride, Colorado, has been heavily involved with the bizarre Scientology movement from its onset and is best known for his work as a co-creator (according to his frequent collaborators Russell Targ and Harold Puthoff) of what has been called ‘remote viewing,’ specifically the Stargate Project.
Swann has described himself as a “consciousness researcher” who had sometimes experienced “altered states of consciousness.” In other words, Swann actually believed that “special” individuala can leave their body and travel through space..
Swann helped develop the process of remote viewing at the Stanford Research Institute in experiments that caught the attention of the Central Intelligence Agency. He proposed the idea of Coordinate Remote Viewing, a process in which ‘remote viewers’ would see a location given nothing but its geographical coordinates,. This bizarre project, was developed and tested by Puthoff and Targ with CIA funding.. Details and transcripts of the SRI remote viewing experiments themselves were found to be edited and even unobtainable.
A Dr. Silfen and Swann prepared an unofficial report of later out-of-body experiments and circulated it to 500 members of the ASPR, before the ASPR board was aware of it. According to Swann, Dr. Silfen has ‘disappeared’ (or like so many other Scientology stories, never existed) and ‘cannot be located.’ Swann claimed he searched diligently for her and begged help from all his Scientology friends. According to Swann, in April 1972 a move was made at the ASPR in New York to discredit him and throw him out because he was a scientologist
GONDOLA WISH was a 1977 Army Assistant Chief of Staff for Intelligence (ACSI) Systems Exploitation Detachment (SED) effort to evaluate potential adversary applications of remote viewing.
Building on GONDOLA WISH, an operational collection project was formalized under Army intelligence as GRILL FLAME in mid-1978. Located in buildings 2560 and 2561 at Fort Meade, MD, GRILL FLAME, (INSCOM “Detachment G”) consisted of soldiers and a few civilians who were believed to possess varying degrees of natural psychic ability. The SRI research program was integrated into GRILL FLAME in early 1979, and hundreds of remote viewing experiments were carried out at SRI through 1986.
In 1983 the program was re-designated the INSCOM CENTER LANE Project (ICLP). Ingo Swann and Harold Puthoff at SRI developed a set of instructions which theoretically allowed anyone to be trained to produce accurate, detailed target data. used this new collection methodology against a wide range of operational and training targets. The existence of this highly classified program was reported by columnist Jack Anderson in April 1984.
In 1984 the National Academy of Sciences’ National Research Council evaluated the remote viewing program for the Army Research Institute. The results were unfavorable.
When Army funding ended in late 1985, the unit was redesignated SUN STREAK and transferred to DIA’s Scientific and Technical Intelligence Directorate, with the office code DT-S.
Under the auspices of the DIA, the program transitioned to Science Applications International Corporation [SAIC] in 1991 and was renamed STAR GATE. The project, changed from a SAP (Special Access Program) to a LIMDIS (limited dissemination) program, continued with the participation of Edwin May, who presided over 70% of the total contractor budget and 85% of the program’s data collection.
Over a period of more than two decades some $20 million were spent on STAR GATE and related activities, with $11 million budgeted from the mid-1980’s to the early 1990s. Over forty personnel served in the program at various times, including about 23 remote viewers. At its peak during the mid-1980s the program included as many as seven full-time viewers and as many analytical and support personnel. Three psychics were reportedly worked at FT Meade for the CIA from 1990 through July 1995. The psychics were made available to other government agencies which requested their services.
Participants who apparently demonstrated psychic abilities used at least three different techniques various times:
• Coordinate Remote Viewing (CRV) – the original SRI-developed technique in which viewers were asked what they “saw” at specified geographic coordinates
• Extended Remote Viewing (ERV) – a hybrid relaxation/meditative-based method
• Written Remote Viewing (WRV) – a hybrid of both channeling and automatic writing was introduced in 1988, though it proved controversial and was regarded by some as much less reliable.
By 1995 the program had conducted several hundred intelligence collection projects involving thousands of remote viewing sessions. Notable successes were said to be “eight martini” results, so-called because the remote viewing data were so mind-boggling that everyone has to go out and drink eight martinis to recover. It is now believed that they drank the martinis before the sessions.
Reported intelligence gathering failures include:
• Joe McMoneagle, a retired Special Project Intelligence Officer for SSPD, SSD, and 902d MI Group, claims to have left Stargate in 1984 with a Legion of Merit Award for providing information on 150 targets that were unavailable from other sources. There is no support for the Legion of Merit story and less on the so-called ‘150 targets.’
• One assignment included locating kidnapped BG James L. Dozier, who had been kidnapped by the Red Brigades in Italy in 1981. He was freed by Italian police after 42 days, without help from the psychics. [according to news reports, Italian police were assisted by “US State and Defense Department specialists” using electronic surveillance equipment, an apparent reference to the Special Collection Service]
• Another assignment included trying to hunt down Gadhafi before the 1986 bombing of Libya, but Gadhafi was not injured in the bombing. One remote viewer said that the Libyan dictator was in Morocco but he was not. The “target” supplied by another government ‘remote viewer’ was a hospital.
• In January 1989 DOD asked the SAIC project about Libyan chemical weapons work. A remote viewer reported that ship named either Patua or Potua would sail from Tripoli to transport chemicals to an eastern Libyan port. Subsequent investigation by legitimate agencies disclosed that there was no such ship registered under any flag and that no chemicals has been transported to an eastern Libyan port.
• During the Gulf War remote-viewers suggested the whereabouts of Iraq’s Saddam Hussein, but their information was not accurate and, at best, “confused” and “an obvious attempt to please” the DoD officials.
• The unit was tasked to find plutonium in North Korea in 1994, but the results were “totally incorrect” and “worthless.”
• During the US attack on Belgrade, a remote viewer “positively identified” the Chinese Embassy as an ‘important Serbian military headquarters.’ The U.S.immediately attacked it with serious diplomatic repercussions.
• Remote viewers also vainly attempted to find SCUD missiles and secret biological and chemical warfare projects, and tunnels and extensive underground facilities in Iraq as the justifying evidence for an invasion. None of this material “had the slightest worth” and was “completely delusional.”
The US ‘STARGATE” program was sustained through the support of Sen. Claiborne Pell, D-R.I., and Rep. Charles Rose, D-N.C., who were convinced of the program’s effectiveness. However, by the early 1990s the program was plagued by uneven and “often bizarre” management, poor unit morale, divisiveness within the organization, poor performance, and few, if any results that could be considered accurate.
The FY 1995 Defense Appropriations bill directed that the program be transferred to CIA, with CIA instructed to conduct a retrospective review of the program. In 1995 the American Institutes for Research (AIR) was contracted by CIA to evaluate the program. Their 29 September 1995 final report was released to the public 28 November 1995. It was highly negative in nature. The final recommendation by AIR was to terminate the STARGATE effort. CIA concluded that there was not a single case in which ESP had provided data used to guide intelligence operations.
In June 2001 the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) paid SAIC $122 million to create a Virtual Case File (VCF) software system to speed up the sharing of information among agents. But the FBI abandoned VCF when it failed to function adequately. Robert Mueller, FBI Director, testified to a congressional committee, “When SAIC delivered the first product in December 2003 we immediately identified a number of deficiencies – 17 at the outset. That soon cascaded to 50 or more and ultimately to 400 problems with that software … We were indeed disappointed.”
While Ingo Swnn is obviously neither normal nor rational, the head of the Vancouver project, Raj Mohindir Srivastava..is a former Indian navy cryptographer with past connections to SAIC Srivastava, whol lives in Coquitlan, British Columbia, is officially listed as working for a firm called FSS International operating in Vancouver, BC. This firm was founded by Srivastava himself and has no address or telephone number listed in that city. Technical papers authored by Srivastava listed as from his “Vancouver office.” It should be obvious that this firm is a shell or front.

Antigovernment militant groups active in the United States
SPLC
*Asterisk denotes militias.

Alabama (15)

III% Security Force*
Statewide
III% United Patriots*
Statewide
Alabama Constitutional Militia*
Clanton
Constitution Party
Montgomery
Free Patriot Press
Birmingham
Freedom Yell
Ozark
John Birch Society
Birmingham
Mobile
LewRockwell.com
Auburn
Medical Kidnap
Huntsville
Oath Keepers
Bay Minette
Republic for the united States of America
Dothan
South Alabama Militia*
Dothan
Three Percenters-III%ers
Shelby County
United States of America Republic Government
Statewide

Alaska (7)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
Alaska Citizens Militia*
Nikiski
Oath Keepers
Anchorage
Delta Junction
South Central Patriots*
Wasilla
Superior Court for the Continental uNited States of America
Bethel Census Area
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Statewide

Arizona (19)

III% Defense Militia
Phoenix
III% Security Force*
Statewide
III% United Patriots*
Statewide
American Patriots III%*
Statewide
Arizona Freedom Militia
Mohave County
Arizona Liberty Guard*
Statewide
Hour of the Time
Eagar
John Birch Society
Mesa
Molon Labe
Peoria
National Assembly
Flagstaff
Norhtern Arizona Militia*
Golden Valley
Oath Keepers
Chino Valley*
Green Valley & Sahuarita
Kingman*
Verde Valley*
Reign of Heaven Society
Statewide
Riders United for a Sovereign America, Corp.
Tempe
Southern Arizona Militia*
Statewide
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Statewide

Arkansas (6)

American Patriots III%
Statewide
Arkansas Defense Force*
Statewide
Arkansas State Militia Corps*
Mansfield
John Birch Society
Little Rock
National Assembly
Statewide
Secure Arkansas
Little Rock

California (42)

III% United Patriots*
Sacramento Valley
California State Militia*
Bay Area
Northern Region
Sacramento County
Southern Region
The Constitution Club
Hemet
DEMOCRATS AGAINST U.N. AGENDA 21
Santa Rosa
Educate Yourself
Costa Mesa
HISAdvocates.org
Costa Mesa
Jefferson III%*
Northern
Jeremiah Films
Los Angeles
John Birch Society
Stockton
Liberty Under Fire
Taft
Oath Keepers
Calimesa
Central California
San Bernadino
Victorville
Outpost of Freedom
Los Molinos
Overpasses for America
Statewide
Reign of Heaven Society
Statewide
State of Jefferson Formation
Amador County
Butte County
Calaveras County
El Dorado County
Lassen County
Mariposa
Nevada County
Placer County
Plumas County
Shasta County
Siskiyou County
Stanislaus County
Sutter County
Tehama County
Trinity County
Tuolumne County
Yuba County
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Statewide
United States Justice Foundation
Ramona
We Are Change
Fresno
Los Angeles
West Coast Patriots
Los Angeles

Colorado (12)

III% Security Force
Statewide
III% United Patriots*
Statewide
American Freedom Network
Johnstown
American Patriots III%
Statewide
Freedom First Society
Colorado Springs
John Birch Society
Colorado Springs
Denver
National Assembly
Statewide
Superior Court for the Continental United States of America
Statewide
Team Law
Grand Junction
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Statewide
We Are Change
Statewide

Connecticut (9)

Connecticut Militia III%*
Statewide
John Birch Society
Danielson
Norwich
Southington
Griswold
Windham
Oath Keepers
Hartford
The Post & Email
Stafford
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Hartford County

Delaware (3)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
First State Pathfinders*
Statewide
Oath Keepers
Statewide

District of Columbia (2)

Renew America
Washington
WorldNetDaily
Washington

Florida (31)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
Agenda21Today
Shady Grove
American Coalition 4 Property Rights
Indian River County
American Patriots III%
Statewide
Constitution Party
The Villages
Florida Militia*
Central
Northeast
Northwest
Southern
Freedom Law School
Spring Hill
John Birch Society
DeLand
Gainesville
Jacksonville
Newberry
Ocala
Palm Beach Gardens
Pensacola
Winter Haven
KrisAnne Hall
Wellborn
Liberty First
Wellborn
National Assembly
Statewide
Now the End Begins
Jacksonville
Oath Keepers
Gainesville
Statewide
Reign of Heaven Society
Statewide
Sarasota Patriots
Sarasota
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Orange County
Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children
Sarasota
We Are Change
Palm Beach
Tampa
Wild Bill for America
South Daytona

Georgia (14)

III% Security Force*
Statewide
III% United Patriots*
Statewide
Constitution Party
Woodstock
Discount Book Distributors/The Patriot Depot
Powder Springs
Freedom Fighter Radio
Evans
John Birch Society
Acworth
East Point
Lamar County
Marietta
Suwanee
The Moorish Science Temple of America 1928
Athens
Oath Keepers
Duluth
Sovereign Filing Solutions
Morrow
Tea Party Patriots
Woodstock
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Wilkinson County

Hawaii (2)

American Patriots III%
Statewide
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Statewide

Idaho (15)

AVOW (Another Voice of Warning)
Rigby
Idaho Light Foot Militia*
Kootenai County
Meridian
Idaho Political Prisoner Foundation
Boise
John Birch Society
Boise
Meridian
Twin Falls
The Micro Effect
Kamiah
Oath Keepers
Bonner County
Boundary County
Statewide
People for Constitutional Freedom (P4CF)
Emmett
Redoubt News
Priest River
The Voice of Idaho
Boise
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Statewide

Illinois (6)

Connecting the Dots
Chicago
Illinois Light Foot Militia
Peoria
Rock Island
Illinois Sons of Liberty*
Chicago
Next News Network
Northbrook
Overpasses for America
Statewide
The Three Percenters-III%ers
DeWitt County
United States of America Republic Government
Chicago
We Are Change
Chicago

Indiana (12)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
American Patriots III%*
Statewide
Indiana Citizens Volunteer Militia*
Lake County
Statewide
Indiana Sons of Liberty*
Statewide
Oath Keepers*
Boonville
Churubusco
Cicero
Indianapolis
La Paz
Terre Haute
Westfield

Iowa (3)

Iowa Patriots III%*
Des Moines
John Birch Society
Urbandale
Reign of Heaven Society
Statewide

Kansas (6)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
American Patriots III%*
Statewide
John Birch Society
Overland Park
The Prophecy Club Resources
Topeka
Reign of Heaven Socierty
Statewide
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Ellsworth County

Kentucky (9)

III% Security Force*
Statewide
American Patriots III%
Statewide
Constitution Party
Lexington
KY Mountain Rangers*
Bath County
Oath Keepers
Statewide
Tea Party of Kentucky
Louisville
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Bullitt County
Louisville
Watchmen of America
Lexington

Louisiana (10)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
American Patriots III%
Statewide
Constitution Party
Eunice
Continental Marshals for the Republic
Magnolia
Empire Washitaw de Dugdahmoundyah
Richwood
Gulf Coast Patriot Network
Shreveport
Oath Keepers
Central
Covington
Statewide
Outlaw Militia*
Tangipahoa Parish
Three Percenters-III%ers
Avoyelles Parish

Maine (6)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
American Patriots III%*
Statewide
Maine Militia*
Statewide
Maine Volunteer Responders*
Gardiner
National Constitutional Coalition of Patriotic Americans
Hancock County
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Piscataquis County

Maryland (8)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
American Patriots III%*
Statewide
America’s Survival, Inc.
Owings
Constitution Party of Maryland
Rockville
Maryland People’s Militia
Westminster
My Brother’s Threepers
Smithsburg
Oath Keepers*
Statewide
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Statewide

Massachusetts (6)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
American Patriots III%*
Statewide
Constitution Party
Statewide
Reign of Heaven Society
Suffolk County
The Three Percenters-III%ers
Worcester County

Michigan (21)

III% United Patriots*
Statewide
1st Michigan Assembly
Statewide
American Patriots III%*
Statewide
Capitol City Militia
Clinton County
Genesee County Volunteer Militia*
Genesee County
Great Lakes Three Percenters*
Statewide
John Birch Society
Waterford
Michigan Home Guard*
Statewide
Michigan Liberty Militia*
Barry County
Michigan Light Foot
Bay City
Michigan Militia Corps Wolverines*
Statewide
Michigan Peoples’ Reactionary Force*
Genesee County
Michigan Wolf Pack*
Gratiot County
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The Season of Evil
by Gregory Douglas

Preface
This is in essence a work of fiction, but the usual disclaimers notwithstanding, many of the horrific incidents related herein are based entirely on factual occurrences.
None of the characters or the events in this telling are invented and at the same time, none are real. And certainly, none of the participants could be considered by any stretch of the imagination to be either noble, self-sacrificing, honest, pure of motive or in any way socially acceptable to anything other than a hungry crocodile, a professional politician or a tax collector.
In fact, the main characters are complex, very often unpleasant, destructive and occasionally, very entertaining.
To those who would say that the majority of humanity has nothing in common with the characters depicted herein, the response is that mirrors only depict the ugly, evil and deformed things that peer into them
There are no heroes here, only different shapes and degrees of villains and if there is a moral to this tale it might well be found in a sentence by Jonathan Swift, a brilliant and misanthropic Irish cleric who wrote in his ‘Gulliver’s Travels,”
“I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives to be the most odious race of little pernicious vermin that Nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth.”
Swift was often unkind in his observations but certainly not inaccuratre.

Frienze, Italy
July 2018-August 2019

Chapter 101

There were papers to be signed and Chuck spent some time reading over each and every one while Alex wandered off with Claude.
“Hey, Claudie, what’s the shit all about? What goes on with the foreigners?”
Claude pulled a magnificent Goblin tapestry away from the wall and looked at the backing.
“I don’t know, kid. Who knows what God is up to? Maybe he wants them to trade him sixty French whores for the statue. Or the Mona Lisa. Who cares. Nice restoration work here. Do you like art, Alex?”
“I don’t care much about it. Naked people all over the house on the walls. You know, people don’t really look like the paintings. I mean the guys are OK but the women are fat-assed and their tits are really small. Like Glen’s.”
“What a way to talk about your mother, Alex. You’re a filthy little shit sometimes.”
“Sometimes, assbreath? Always! Hey, do you think Chuck would let me keep that statue in my room?”
“Why? So you can draw a beard on her?”
“No, I like it. It’s beautiful, Claude, that’s why.”
Claude looked at him.
“Yes, Alex, it is beautiful. I didn’t think you appreciated art.”
“I like her face. OK?”
“Go talk to him. I think the broad is leaving us.”
Chuck considered Alex’s request for a minute.
“You want a multi-million dollar, stolen work of art in your room? Why?”
“Because she’s beautiful, Chuck. Claude says I want to paint a beard on but he’s full of shit as usual.”
“No, Alex, you may not have the Virgin in your room. And why? Because servants come into your room to remove dirty underwear, empty peanut butter cans and dirty dishes. Yes, Alex, you are a messy child. And if one of them saw this treasure, they might talk and there would then certainly be trouble.”
Alex was determined.
“I can keep my own room clean, Chuck, I really can. Or…or I could put her away in the closet or someplace and only bring her out when my door is locked. Please?”
“Does it really mean that much to you?”
“Yes.”
Chuck shrugged.
“Well, we can work something out.”
Alex hugged him.
“Very good, Alex. Now both of you pay some attention to me. Tomorrow evening there will be a great reception here down in the marble gallery. All of the senior officials of our company and such other companies as I control will be here to meet me and have some entertainment. Not tonight because I am tired but tomorrow, early, there will be rehearsals. I mean for us, not for them. And in the afternoon, hopefully, I plan a small surprise for the two of you so I insist that both of you get dressed properly for the occasion and do not vanish. And that means you especially, Alex. Do you follow me?”
“Yes sir. What kind of a surprise?”
“Listen, rat child, if I tell you, it won’t be a surprise. Understand? Now you get to have a Virgin in your room so shut the fuck up and do as your dad says. Or I’ll have Claude here beat the shit out of you with a loaded douche bag. Get me?”
Alex began to laugh until he cried.
“Oh you big shit! I know what a douche bag is. My Mom had one so big you could hurt a cow with it.”
Chuck shook his head.
“Always the last word, Alex, always. Now both of you run along and I will spend the next hour or so looking at papers and deciding what to do about the Polish loan.”
An hour later, after he had tried out the swimming pool and gone down to the boathouse for the second time that day, Alex went back into the library. Chuck was sitting at his desk, working his way through a file of papers and making notes on a pad of paper.
“Hey Chuck.”
“Hey Alex. You look wet.”
“I was swimming. The pool’s heated.”
“I know. I used it this morning. What are you up to?”
“Are you being nice to the Poles? Fucking Ernie was a Polak and I don’t like them.”
Alex sat down on a chair beside the desk.
“Don’t be a bigot. This is business.”
Alex craned his head to look at the desktop.
“What kind of business?”
Chuck closed the file and leaned back.
“Business. It seems that the biggest bank in America, at the request of the President and others, loaned the Polish government billions of dollars to shore up their collapsing economy. It wasn’t a business decision but a political one. It was election time and there are a lot of Poles in this country.”
“Is that my President?”
“Be careful Alex. Yes, your very own late President. I think it was a stupid thing to do but the head of the bank wanted to be an Ambassador so he went along with it. Now, the Poles are about to default on the loan. That means they can’t meet the payments. So, Washington wants another bank to take the loan over so the Poles won’t default and the first bank won’t lose money.”
Alex rubbed his nose.
“That’s stupid. And now they want you to cover this?”
“One of our banks, yes.”
“Well, so what? You’re not stupid so why do it?”
“Good point.”
“Do you want to be an Ambassador?”
“No, I do not.”
“Then don’t loan them any money. Why? Then they can’t pay you and the government has to find another sucker to cover you. Tell them to go fuck themselves.”
“Alex, you are so damned crude sometimes.”
“Will someone fry you if you don’t pay?”
“No, they won’t fry me.”
“Chuck, don’t start out being a sucker. Just say no now and they can find some other boob to pick up the bad loan. Maybe some jerk wants to get a free trip to Poland to have a polka with the pigs or something. What are you going to do about it?”
Chuck closed the file and put in on the edge of the desk.
“Nothing. Have you practiced today?”
“Every day. Are you going to get me where I can play in public?”
“I’ll work at it. Dr. Cusak, the director of the Chicago Symphony is coming by after dinner to discuss the music tomorrow. They would like a big donation from me for the next season so perhaps you can play something for him and convince him that you are indeed ready for big time.”
Alex got up. The brocade of the chair seat bore the imprint of his wet swim trunks.
“OK, I’ll do my best, which is all I can really do anyway. Are you really going to turn the Polaks down?”
“Yes, Alex, I am and I can blame you for it.”
“Oh I always get blamed for everything anyway. Do you want to go down and look at the boat again?”
“Why not?”
And they spent the rest of the afternoon at the boathouse.

The next day was warm and hazy with a milky sky over Lake Michigan and a light breeze from the northwest. The staff had been engaged in cleaning the house and grounds for two days and were finishing their chores. The lawns had been cut, hedges trimmed, windows washed, a red carpet on the main staircase replaced, crystal chandeliers and sterling flatware polished, furniture, sculpture and paintings dusted and carpets vacuumed. In the kitchens, the head chef and his assistants were preparing a ten-course dinner for a hundred guests and wine was brought up from cellar in wooden boxes.
In the family wing, Chuck got up at six, showered and ate a light breakfast. He was joined by Alex and Gwen. Claude was still asleep and showed no signs of life.
Chuck buttered a croissant and smeared strawberry jam on it.
“The dressmaker,” he told Gwen who was drinking her second cup of black coffee, “is coming about nine so try to be ready.”
“In here?”
“The fitting should be in your rooms. Alex and I are ready to go and when Claude gets up, I assume he will be ready as well. I want you to wear my Grandmother’s diamonds so we can try them on after the dressmaker leaves. So much for that. At one, we can start to rehearse what we have to do. I already know the steps but no one else here does. And then I understand the French gentlemen will arrive here about four for various matters. After that, we have time to relax for a few hours and the circus starts exactly at eight. Alex, are you listening?”
Alex was making patterns on the tablecloth with crumbs from the croissants. He looked up quickly.
“What? Sure, I heard everything you said. We all get naked at noon and run around the halls throwing tennis balls full of red paint at each other. Then at four, we jump in the pool and have group sex with that really gorgeous maid who makes up my bed every morning. Did I miss anything, Daddy?”
Chuck grinned and shook his head.
“Alex, if you act this way tonight, I will kick your ass up and down the hall outside for one hour and ten minutes. With track shoes on. Would you enjoy that?”
“Are you going to wear a black leather jock?”
“No, a leopard skin one. Now you behave yourself or I will really thump on you.”
“I keep threatening to fuck up and you keep threatening to kick my ass but we’re both lying, aren’t we?”
“I hope so.”
Gwen put down her cup. She had been trying to pay Alex a nocturnal visit for the last two days but without success. His door was always locked and when she mentioned this to him, Alex shrugged.
“I’m working on my music, Gwen, and I have earphones on. I can’t hear you when you knock and Chuck told me to keep my door locked because of having the Virgin in my room.”
Alex no longer used the electronic keyboard with its earphones and generally went to bed early because of his daily schedule. He had heard Glen’s soft rapping’s but merely rolled over and went back to sleep. The maid he mentioned was much more attractive than his legal mother but when he discussed the matter with him, Chuck had warned him about the dangers of having sex with members of the staff.
“Alex, keep your hands off of the maids. Do not, repeat, do not screw the maids. Understand?”
“Why?”
“Why should I have to explain the obvious to you Alex? You’re remarkably intelligent, although you go to great lengths to hide it. And are quite successful if I may say so. Why shouldn’t you have sex with the maids? They work here and I don’t want some maid getting pregnant or claiming you stuck some blunt object up her fundament while squirting whipped cream all over her back.”
“OK. Frustrate me if you want to. There’s this guy who sweeps around the pool and he was really staring at my ass yesterday afternoon. Is it OK to nail him instead?”
“Jesus H. Christ, Alex, I never know when to believe you. I don’t have to tell you not to have sex with male gardeners, female maids or even the German Shepherds the security people use, do I?”
“You forgot the peacocks, Dad.”
There was a flock of screeching peacocks wandering the grounds, crying to each other like tormented souls.
“And that also includes peacocks, peahens, chickens, ducks, seagulls and starlings.”
“Moles?”
“No, and no owls either. There are owls in the woods here along with hawks, squirrels, wood rats and the occasional raccoon, so leave them alone. Leave them all alone. Why not be affectionate with your hand?”
“Oh sure. I mean you haven’t seen Helena bend over, have you?”
“Who is Helena? A beagle?”
“No, assbreath, the maid. Helena Citroen.”
“I have indeed seen Helena and I admit she is a very attractive young lady. I have not seen her bending over, however and I take it you have.”
“Oh yes. And she saw me really nude this morning when I came out of the bathroom. And guess what, Dad? She scoped my cock out with what you educated snobs would call great intensity. I can use big words too, you know, and it looked like she was about to choke to death on her nice pink tongue. But I am a decent little boy so I put a towel in front of myself and acted all embarrassed. Of course I knew she was out there and I just wanted to see if she’d peek at me and she sure did.”
“I think she admires the enormous size of my bank account instead of your parts, Alex, but be that as it may, try to take cold showers when thinking of Helena and we will all have a happier future.”

(Continued)

This is also an e-book, available from Amazon:

The Encyclopedia of American Loons
Glenn Stanton

Glenn Stanton is a spokesperson for Focus on the Family – indeed, he is director of global family formation studies – and seems to have been heavily involved in the organization’s systematic and deliberate misrepresentation of research to try to support their anti-gay political agenda. How Focus on the Family does science is well illustrated by this commentary, which compares what Stanton claims is a “clear consensus” among anthropologists in support of his favored view on marriage, with what actual anthropologists actually say. “Wait,” you may ask, “Stanton didn’t actually bother to consult anthropologists before he made a sweeping remark about anthropology?” Indeed, he didn’t. That’s how he rolls, and insensitivity to evidence appears to be one of the pinnacles of Focus on the Family’s “research” efforts. (The American Anthropological Association was not impressed with Stanton’s claims.) For other examples of Focus on the Family manipulating data and misrepresenting research, you could look at this, this (also here), this, and this. Seeing a pattern yet?
Stanton says that it is “very unscientific” to believe same-sex parents can have healthy families, and here is Stanton on Janet Mefferd’s show, trying to poke holes in a study showing that epigenetic influences in the womb are a primary cause of homosexuality. He rejects it primarily because scientists, according to him, are biased because they lack faith – the study was done, after all, by evolutionary scientists and Stanton vehemently rejects evolution – and fundies are not because they have God. He didn’t get his response published in a peer-reviewed journal.
At least Stanton is convinced of the importance of his own work. According to Stanton, same-sex marriage does not only undermine the institution of marriage and therefore civilization, but “deconstructs humanity itself” (no, he doesn’t know what it means, but the appeal to postmodernist rhetoric when it suits him – it is not an isolated occurrence – is telling). Same-sex marriage is ultimately a “pernicious lie of Satan” that imperils society and humanity; Stanton means this in a very scientific way. (Stanton does, apparently, think of himself as a scientist, though he has no relevant education and no published research to his name – of course, he has no idea what science is, so it is for him a more or less an empty label to be tagged onto whatever he wants.)
Stanton argues that Christian right leaders should distance themselves from “extreme rhetoric”. He uses Chuck Colson as an example of someone who apparently avoided extreme rhetoric, which I guess is just another example of the care with which Stanton handles data and evidence.
Diagnosis: I suppose he had everything stacked against him. Being responsible for the research part of Focus on the Family is a poor point of departure if you aim for respectability and actually contributing to knowledge.

Salo Stanley

Now what is this? Salo Stanley is apparently a chiropractor who consistently calls herself “Dr. Stanley”, apparently on the grounds that she received some degree from Life Chiropractic College West. That place received a bit of attention in 2015 when its students gave Andrew Wakefield standing ovations for telling them to oppose Senate Bill SB277, which would limit non-medical vaccine exemptions. Hers is not a degree to be particularly proud of, in other words. But Salo Stanley is so much more than a mere chiropractor. She is “a sound therapist, psychic, medium, musician, artist, researcher, professional speaker and ordained minister of the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California” who “does paranormal research with trans-communication radio devices to contact the Spirit World and provides channeled information to various groups.” She has even had her own cable TV show with Barb Heintzelman called “BS in Fresno” (very apt, though we suspect they thought it was an acronym for “Barb and Salo”), and currently gives “lectures on consciousness, positive thought and spirituality,” including a monthly “Spiritual Potpourri.”
Though she assures us that “she also does spiritual readings over the phone to help you with your spiritual purpose,” Stanley’s main area is sound therapy. “After a crystal therapy treatment in July 1992 Dr. Stanley experienced a spiritual awakening that opened her up to new talents for sound, music and intuitive qualities,” claims her bio, and she ostensibly developed her own brand of sound therapy in response to her experiences. Stanley’s brand of sound therapy, more aptly called “sound healing”, “consists of tuning forks applied to acupuncture points on the body.” As evidence, she offers two quotes: “Every illness is a musical problem and every cure has a musical solution” (attributed “Novalis 16th century” – we haven’t checked whether Novalis really said this, but the fact that Stanley is off with about two centuries on his life sort of suggests that she hasn’t actually read him either) and “[t]he Body is held together by sound. The presence of disease indicates that some sounds have gone out of tune” (attributed to Deepak Chopra – we haven’t double checked this one either but will happily grant that it sounds like Chopra).
How exactly the treatment is supposed to work is somewhat unclear, however, so we’ll just give you Stanley’s full description: “Tuning forks are applied to acupuncture points on the body. Light therapy is above the treatment table and a Infratonic sound therapy machine with alpha waves is placed on the shoulder or belly to give the patient a sense of relaxation. Alpha waves are the first state of meditation/relaxation. It trains the brain to relax/meditate and gain access to a whole new way of living: less anxiety, less stagnation, greater health, fewer accidents, more creativity, clarity, more peak performance, and more happiness.” You are probably supposed to fill in the details yourself, but she suggests that her tuning forks could “maybe even break up some calcium deposits in our psychic center of the Pineal Gland to create and enhance connection to our higher self, intuition, guides and angels.”
She has apparently also produced a CD, “Walking Between Worlds”, but we have somehow failed to tempt ourselves into sampling it. Her website also contains ample information on astrology, earth changes and crystal skulls. Do visit it (but you need to google it yourself).
Diagnosis: It’s all there. We honestly suspect her alma mater would be proud of her. Utter rubbish, of course, but probably harmless.

Glenn Stankis

Glenn Stankis is a local village idiot in Magalia, California, who has for a long time been tirelessly fronting a campaign to get religion and “love of country” back into public schools. He has alternately pestered and run for the local school board for years, on a platform of “Christian Beliefs”, but has so far failed to gain much traction, presumably in part because he is angry, crazy, obsessed and wrong. He has also tried and failed to implement an Elective class on the Bible at Paradise high school, tried to get the Bible on the curriculum in history (and literature) classes, and set up a number of road signs in support of his campaign. “This is a Christian nation the courts have actually ruled that and the district wants to be secular in their outlook,” said Stankis. He did not cite a particular ruling, for rather obvious reasons.
Diagnosis: Yeah, the world is full of them, and they do admittedly add some color; we’ll oblige and give them some attention. And let us not forget that to their targets people like Stankis are annoying at best.

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