TBR News April 30, 2018
The Voice of the White House
Washington, D.C. April 30, 2018:” We read that millennials are not interested in the programs of the Democratic Party.
This is parallel with the statement that a chimpanzee is not interested in brain surgery.
The American media constantly assures its readers that the millennials are “the best educated of all historical American youth.”
The same media assures us that only 2% of Americans are unemployed and that homes are selling at a fantastic rate.
If given the chance, the same media would assure us that Santa Claus is a real person and that George W. Bush was a good president.
The youth of America are not the best educated but the worst, the unemployment stands at a stunning 95 million and no one can afford to buy a house in America because a one room shack in Tennessee sells for $90,000.
At the same time, the public is comforted with the news that while sea levels are indeed rising, they won’t reach the 2” top until the turn of the century.
And what are the brilliant millennials?
They went to for-profit former teacher’s colleges cunningly disguised as universities where they are stuck with student loans for $35,000 and for that get PhDs in Advanced mopery or Creative basket weaving.
A millennial woman wears ‘layered’ clothes; five sweaters and a jacket, a pleated long skirt, blue knit knee-lengths stockings and mismatched golf shoes.
Her significant other wears bib overalls, a blue sweater and combat boots.
They enjoy attending Reading Sessions where an older, literate, person reads from the latest Danielle Steele love novel and afterwards, listen to a live jug band where they can stamp their feet in unison.”
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